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The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Come on, man.

I'm not trying to start World War III.

I'm just trying to ensure a peaceful transition of power by lobbing missiles into Russia.

Howie, Michelle Wu's office put out a memo today.

It will absolutely be no serving of white Russians or listening to White Christmas

at the colored's only Christmas party this year.

Hey, Connell is falling and she can't get up.

Hey, Howie, our whole Congress is full of fruit loops, and they're colored with red Chinese dye.

When evaluating Joe Biden's current mental state, nothing comes to mind.

Yes, the Wall Street Journal has a history of not doing right by the Kennedy family.

Way back in 69, Mary Joe and I were out on the

date and she wanted to go for a swim and I wanted to go for a drive. We compromised. Wall Street

Journal got that whole story wrong. Hey, Howie, did you see that picture on the aircraft of Donald

Trump, Don Jr., Elon Musk, and RFK Jr. sitting around the table eating McDonald's.

That should be the new Mount Rushmore, except this time we'll call it Mount Gutmore.

Thanks a lot, Howie.

You make me feel like a wuss.

I smoke Paul Moles with a filter.

Thank you to make me feel small.

That was your last Trump line message. Thank you for calling How feel small. That was your last chump line message.

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