Chopped Chumps - 11.13.25

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🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
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0:13.3	Thank you. Chuck Schumer longs for the days when Donald Trump should incite an erection.
0:31.8	When you think of Nancy Boy Newskam, give him the finger.
0:36.4	Give him the finger. Give him the finger, give him the flipping finger.
0:40.3	The F1 visa will now be known as the FU visa.
0:46.3	We can't eliminate pennies. How else is how are we going to be able to leave a tip?
0:51.3	Hey, Doug McKinnon, In your article in The Herald
0:54.5	about coppet bagging politicians,
0:57.1	you forgot one.
0:58.6	Catherine Clark.
1:00.4	Hey, howie here?
1:01.9	This penny stuff,
1:02.8	it's not making any sense
1:04.3	to me.
1:06.0	I only buy Poland
1:07.9	Springwater
1:09.5	and poppy soda with my EBT card.
1:15.5	Oh, we, howie.
1:17.1	I just hope that this old X-D and something can finally pipe that old white gillery of mine down.
1:25.0	I've tried to hear about me and that old blue dress in the oral, I mean, oval office.
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