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The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Holly, now that Kamala needs a new job, she's going to go on a road trip with Juan Tell and Willie.

The motto's going to be put our head down and get it done.

Howie, Joe Biden said he spoke to Kamala after the election.

I heard he made a simple statement to her.

Serves your right.

Hey, Howie, with the Democrats now, it's like the end of World War II.

We know we were going to win, but we're still waiting for the Kamikaze suicide charge. I asked Rabbit anti-Trump or James Carville what he's going to do

now that Donald Trump won the election. He just looked at me and pointed a bony little finger

towards the sky and said,

E.P. Phone home. So I said, hey, as long as you're going out there,

could you do the country a favor and drop KJP off on your anus?

Question.

Did Kamala ask to speak to Adolf when she made a concession call to President Trump yesterday?

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Regarding special counsel Smith, Trump wants to know when will Biden get Jack off the federal payroll.

That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.

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