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Hey Howey, I heard that when Nancy Pelosi went to the funeral in California, after she was done paying her respects, all the rings were missing off of dying fine science fingers.

Hey everyone's phone just went off just now in the office. Was that the Fed's new white 2A warning?

Can I get me a felony caning from that gate?

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song in Howey. I'm worried.

Now that Pelosi's being kicked out of her office, they should sweep it for bucks, electronic and insect.

A trickle of mega is more powerful than a red wave of rhinos.

Old McCarthy had the job, but he had to go for selling us out to the deep state swamp, compromising with corrupt Joe.

That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling Howey Car. You jump.