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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 10.28.25

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

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0:31.2

Nothing.

0:32.4

That's what orange man left me.

0:36.9

Hey, Howie, I'm a little disappointed.

0:39.9

You were surprised that a woman was getting $2,000 a month in food assistant la EBT card?

0:47.7

You're the one who taught me, why you just have one EBCC when you can have ten?

0:53.5

Gavin Newsom claims he got his start in politics after Willie Brown read an article about

0:59.0

him, called him, and offered him a position.

1:02.7

Isn't Gavin confusing himself with another potential candidate for governor in California?

1:09.0

First they bought up all the 7-Elevens, then their brothers perpetrated 9-11.

1:14.9

Now Mom Dani thinks he's Giuliani.

1:17.5

It's all a Muslim plot to make our land their heaven.

1:21.6

Isn't there anyone in Lawrence O'Donnell's family that loves him enough to get him some help?

1:27.1

There's Trumpy Rainesman syndrome, and then there's Lawrence O'Donnell Trumpy

1:31.7

Rangeman syndrome.

1:33.2

Yeah, a couple of days from now, millions of people will be saying, no snap?

1:38.0

Oh, snap.

1:40.0

That was your last chump line message.

1:42.7

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:44.5

You chump.

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