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A New York judge finds the ex-president $10,000.

Now that might be a lot of money to you and me.

But to the Donalds, that's Trump Change.

Jamal Bowman hosted Chow for insurrection deficiency.

This is a chump news alert.

Representative Jamal Bowman is caught on record, apologizing for his comment.

Calling for a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, saying, quote,

I was just trying to figure out an exit for the conflict.

Wearing plastic-airproof mask to conceal your identity

and college campuses supporting Hamas is a great idea.

Representative Jamal turned himself in after being charged with, quote,

falsely pulling a fire alarm.

Come on, I'm no wordsmith,

but I mean, if he falsely pulled it, then he didn't really pull it.

Yeah, I'd rather follow Colonel Clink into battle than John Kerry.

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