Chopped Chumps - 10.16.23

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🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

It's Chopped Chumps time, here are some of the calls that didn't make it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to howwecarshow.com and click on store to get half priced gift cards for everything
0:07.7	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.2	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.2	To show his unequivocal solidarity with Israel, the old office now
0:29.9	displays that memorable photo of Brandon, Goldemeyer, and Cornpop.
0:35.3	Land for peace.
0:38.2	How's that working out?
0:39.9	Fuck, this is not your father's public party.
0:44.4	Who drove your father's old school meals?
0:46.9	30% are mega public, and who are maybe a doctoracy is something I don't.
0:53.9	They don't look at the same way you and I look at the doctoracy.
0:58.9	Right, the president doesn't have any skills either.
1:02.9	Every question asked him on 60 minutes last night had to answer hidden in the question.
1:08.8	Joe Scarborough's favorite cat is a copycat named Mike Barnacle.
1:14.4	By destroying Hamas, Israel will be unburdened by what was.
1:19.4	Hey Howie, I got a good idea.
1:22.5	How about we ship all the people coming across our southern border over to Gaza?
1:28.4	What was your last jump line message?
1:30.4	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:32.4	You jump.
1:33.4	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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