Chopped Chumps - 1.28.26

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🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Elon Omar got sprayed with distilled vinegar.
0:30.6	Kamala Harris said she prefers any distilled spirit.
0:34.7	Some people sprayed some seeds. And Maury Healy. Just because everybody can see right
0:41.3	through you. Doesn't mean that your administration's transparent. Howie, what happened to Ilhan
0:47.1	Omar? Somebody did something? Someone hit Ilhan Omar with a smelly spray, but it couldn't take the stench of fraud away.
0:56.7	She was asked to stop with her photo op, but the odor matched her speech, so she said she'd stay.
1:04.0	Ilhan Omar was just hit with apple cider vinegar.
1:07.9	If they had just used plain water, she would have melted like the Wizard of Oz.
1:12.5	Hey, Janet Mills wants to give me $300 on top of my welfare checks and my EBT cards.
1:20.9	Tech! I'm going to have enough money for a new necktack.
1:25.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:29.7	You chump.
1:31.1	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:33.6	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:36.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team
1:38.9	on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:41.0	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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