Chopped Chumps - 1.27.26

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🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Greenland is already looking for a way to re-gift Neeple Young's catalog.
0:31.4	Hey, Howie, I don't have a speck of snow on my driveway.
0:35.0	I hired the Biden's snow removal team.
0:40.3	This creepy guy showed up with a straw. And before you do it, it was all gone. But my stripper girlfriend looks like she might be knocked up.
0:47.3	Hey guys, I hope you think this is funny. I've been, I'm in Buzzgets Bay, outdoors shoveling all morning.
0:58.2	Haven't seen Marahili roll by in the DOT Plow truck.
1:02.0	More likely to see the Mayflower go through the canal tonight, huh?
1:07.3	Howie, I have not been to a protest, but I've been to Europe.
1:13.6	I bet most of these malicious medical morons have a coexist bumper sticker on their Prius.
1:17.3	You want to get those demonstrators off the streets of Minneapolis?
1:23.0	Send Kendralara out there with a large vehicle and a full tank of gas.
1:26.2	Let her drive around the neighborhoods for a few hours.
1:27.9	You'll get off the streets.
1:28.9	You know what I mean.
1:32.4	That was your last chump line message.
1:34.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:35.4	You chump.
1:41.2	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:45.0	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car. Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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