Chopped Chumps - 1.23.26

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🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Get your Hakeem Jeffries doll.
0:28.3	Complete with gender-affirming wardrobe, flip-flops, and a voice fox bull cane,
0:32.8	with gaslighting speech, which you can learn for your own integrity,
0:35.6	and, of course, the ever popular, I hate Donald Trump.
0:40.4	Just to remind you, half price today, available at all Democratic stores.
0:44.8	EBT accepted.
0:46.7	Hey, Howie, Newsom stood out at Davos, that's for sure.
0:51.3	Like a boner in a ninth grade boy shower.
0:54.2	President Trump knows soon that cuts a deal to get control of that chunk of ice, Greenland.
0:59.2	Then the United States has plunged into a deep freeze to be followed by a blizzard.
1:04.0	Looks like he's recommissioned the Halliburton Hurricane machine.
1:07.4	Time to go fishing for the catch of the day.
1:10.5	We got thick ice on the ponds in Maine and in Portland people in
1:15.7	Minnesota you leave those rapists and murders and pedophiles alone we love living amongst them
1:22.1	those are our neighbors that was your last chumpline. Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:28.9	You chump.
1:30.3	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:32.7	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:35.8	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:40.2	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.
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