Chopped Chumps - 1.16.26

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🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Hey, Chuck Schumer's hoping that Trump does use the erection act.
0:30.0	He said he hasn't seen a good erection since the last time Trump was in office.
0:34.5	Great.
0:34.8	He's judge, great.
0:36.1	He finds one illegal alien and he gets three free.
0:40.2	What a bargain.
0:41.6	Ed Markey's rant, I will not rest, will not rest, is ironic coming from someone who looks
0:50.3	as if he has already been laid to rest.
0:53.7	So you don't like Donald Trump and... who looks as if he has already been laid to rest.
1:00.5	So you don't like Donald Trump and what ICE is going to do.
1:03.8	But what wrong with Wu?
1:13.2	I'm surprised that Barack Obama hasn't come out and said the ICE agent who was attacked by the illegal aliens wasn't shovel-ready.
1:21.6	Well, one big upside of the ice crackdown on lawlessness is that Democrat babes are being thrown into menopause.
1:25.4	That's one way to reduce the reproduction of more idiots.
1:29.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:30.9	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:32.0	You chump.
1:34.8	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:37.7	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:40.3	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
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