Chopped Chumps - 1.10.24

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🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. For his defense, Fauchy has called in a special witness, a six foot rabbit named Harvey.
0:32.0	When Dr. Fauchy makes waves, they're only a foot tall.
0:37.0	But mom, dad, why can't I go to school today?
0:41.0	I'm sorry son, we need your school to teach the people who broke into
0:45.2	our country how to live free in the United States. The illegal aliens that
0:49.6	received their new Massachusetts driving licenses cannot drive legally in New Hampshire.
0:55.8	I guess it's illegal to be illegal in New Hampshire.
1:00.2	Balls said the Queen, if I had told then I'd be came even though she is the fake Indian
1:06.7	Pocahontas nonetheless is also a Native American given that she was born in the United States of America, allegedly.
1:13.2	Anthony, South Street, Dijer stick for six foot social distancing.
1:17.8	Joe and Jill, well they skipped the hill, instead went straight to China.
1:22.4	Hunter joined and Saatchi coined, we got out just in time
1:27.0	us.
1:28.0	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:34.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:37.0	Go to howiecar Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
1:42.1	restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:44.4	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
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