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The deals are endless. My mom always said if you can't say something good about somebody don't say anything at all.

So here's my one good thing about Kamala Harris. She can spell her name in three

characters. Punctuation mark comma, letter L, letter A, Kamala. Thanks, mom.

They call her Flipper. She flips faster than lightning. No one you see. Flits quicker than she. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of lying. She got her

stark lying under Willie Brown's knees.

And remember, it's not where Kamala stands that counts, it's where she lies.

Everyone's all rotten about Camilla Harris.

Why she'd give you the shirt off her back?

Just ask Willie Brown.

Maybe we need to start a go-fundly page for the Secret Service

so they can afford aerial drone cockers

and agents over five feet tall.

In the winter of today's swimming portion of the Decathlon in France is Pierre El-uky.

For a moment I thought maybe was Rashida to leave who wouldn't be coming down for breakfast anymore after Israel took out Hamas as may negotiate.

I did not say we should put Peter Johnson in the crosshairs.

I did not even say we should put him in a pulsi. All I said was that he is dead on arrival.

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