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When former governor, Krispy Kreme approaches a bridge, does he take time to

look at the weight limit before crossing?

Just wondering.

When asked the comments on the allegations that his family was receiving payouts as part

of a pay-to-play screen, President Biden responded with, hey fat, here's the deal, it's

all malarkey.

And you're a lying dog face pony soldier, no joke.

And then you proceed to fall down, lick a nice cream cone, take a nap.

Come on man, that ultramagot Trump and his documents on a $400 yard rug as opposed

to mine will turn a greasy garage floor, because I'm one can sell from to granted, no

joke.

Why is my president hungry, afraid to bait Kris Krispy, if I was to bait him, I would just

say, look fat, America can't stand the crushing load of your policy.

When Kris Krispy slips into the valley of fatigue, there ain't no room for anybody else.

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