Chopped Chump - 6.12.25

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🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
0:28.7	If there's no collision, there's only one decision.
0:31.7	Karen is innocent.
0:33.5	Yeah, I was in Walmart, I asked the cashier.
0:35.9	Where do you keep the bags of ice?
0:37.2	All of a sudden, the fire alarm went off and everything was in Spanish.
0:40.5	Evacuate the building.
0:41.9	Evacuate the building.
0:43.3	No joke.
0:44.5	Howie, these anti-ice protests out in L.A.
0:47.5	give a whole new meaning to feel the burn.
0:50.9	That's humor says he was sicking to his stomach.
0:53.1	What about those raw burgers he was trying to flip?
0:55.6	If that's what it takes to get Christine Nome's phone number, I'll interrupt meetings day and night.
1:02.3	McGiver brings the new meaning of the word to throwing her weight around.
1:07.4	Ollie, what's this no Kings Day?
1:09.7	Well, it is June.
1:11.1	Will it be a no Queens Day also?
1:14.0	It is Pride Month.
1:16.0	That was your last chump line message.
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