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Chopped Chump - 5.16.25

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Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Well, it's winner go home for the Celtics tonight.

0:30.3

Actually, since the games in New York, I guess they have to come home regardless of the outcome.

0:35.1

On further examination of the Ambassador Hotel Kitchen,

0:38.5

pieces of a taillight were discovered under a freezer,

0:41.6

linking Karen Reed to the murder of Bobby Kennedy.

0:44.9

Don't mention Hanukkah to Congresswoman LaMonica,

0:50.9

and don't wear your yarmaca near Congresswoman la monica holly was there any indication in that

0:59.2

boston police report that the afghan woman uh had an urge to come back two hours later invite her

1:06.9

chinese boyfriend again hey mr combe. Comey, what you doing?

1:11.4

Oh, I'm just writing random numbers

1:13.2

with the sand with shells.

1:14.8

I can't just 69, though,

1:16.2

because we all know what that means, right?

1:18.2

Hey, Howie.

1:19.7

James Cummy would make an excellent novelist.

1:23.1

After all, everything that comes out of his mouth

1:25.6

is made up.

1:26.8

That's nothing. I found the image of a Madonna with a baby Jesus in a seashell once.

1:32.3

Thanks to the efforts of Team Tom Homan, Denver's reputation as the Mile High City no longer refers to crime rates.

1:41.3

Instead, it could refer to elevation or to its marijuana industry.

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