Chopped Chump - 3.13.25

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🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. I noticed all those women protesters in Trump Tower today had circles on their bodies
0:31.0	from being pushed away with a 10-foot pole.
0:33.6	Hey, Howie, you know why you see so many big gay and LBGTQ people that think trans fat is good?
0:42.2	Memo to the many useless fired federal government workers.
0:45.5	Now it's your turn to learn how to code.
0:48.0	Humor says the continuing resolution money will help go to Hurricane Natural Disaster Victims.
0:54.1	Hey, Schumer, you're a natural disaster.
0:56.9	Hey, howie, I hear that Pride Month is transitioning into MAGA months.
1:02.4	Ow!
1:03.7	Under Joe Biden's unsteady management, the strategic petroleum reserve levels have fallen and can't get up.
1:12.8	Yeah, I have proved that Janet Mills really is Austin Powers.
1:18.5	I was for a government shutdown before I was against a government shutdown.
1:24.8	If the government shuts down, do I get a tax refund for those days?
1:30.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:33.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:35.0	You chump.
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