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Well, after January 6th, 2025, we'll know who throws the best insurrection parties, Democrats, Republicans, or the FBI?

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So they finally got rid of Cavuto. That's one rhino down and two more to go.

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What do you call nuts in the forest, pine nuts?

What do you call a nut from Minnesota?

Walnuts.

Hey, Howie, you know why you don't see any drones over the White House?

No safe way to drop off Hunter's cocaine.

So party city is effectively shutting down all 800-degree-of-its stores today.

Well, apparently nobody's partying like it's 1999.

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