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The deals are endless. Howie watching Gretchen Whitman and Kamala in that bar.

Remind me a heckle and Jekle, a couple of magpie.

I don't understand why Kocla won't let me campaign with her.

All I said was, if she has reelected this November,

then we're gonna put yellow bag in Memphis.

Lovey, did you see Adam Verrtec at Foxborough Field yesterday?

He was sitting in my seat and he rang my bell.

Hey, you hold a grudge, huh?

Up in Lynn, we call that Irish all-timers.

You forget everything, everything but the grudge.

If you see Ted Surrendus,

tell him I don't give a fake about BC basketball.

Wow, Camala Harris had Willie Nelson with her. Where's she getting these people? How do they show up on the senior shuttle?

The Harris Waltz ticket, The Nurd and Return.

The next word is fascist.

Tama, can you use it in a sentence?

Anybody that wants to take my stuff is a fascist.

Can you spell it?

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