Chopped Champ - 3.25.26

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🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Hello Muller, hello father.
0:28.4	Here I am at Camp Kitmo.
0:31.6	Hey, howie, to get the Iranians' attention,
0:36.3	Trump should draw a circle around that new power plant with
0:39.7	5,000 pounds penetrated.
0:42.2	Monica Cannon Grants ordered to pay restitution. Now that's what I call reparations.
0:49.4	Howie, I'm pretty sure that New Hampshire would like a Merrimack wall more than Maher Healy would.
0:55.6	Hey, Howie. Did you see that I ran fired a missile at Diego Garcia?
0:59.9	Yeah, Kamala Harris wanted to know why were they trying to kill my landscaper?
1:04.3	President Obama had numerous FOIA requests for your birth certificate.
1:08.4	We still haven't seen one.
1:10.1	Well, yes, yes. I understand. It's an
1:12.7	untenable process for mere mortal. Hey, you don't need a birth certificate to vote. You don't need
1:18.1	a birth certificate to be president. Ask Obama. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for
1:25.3	calling Howie Car. You chump. Chump Chump's was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals you for calling Howie Car. You chump. Chop Chumps was brought to you by our
1:29.7	cheap bastard deals. Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for
1:35.2	everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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