Some sad news to report, R. A. Montgomery, who's the publisher of the Choose Your Own Adventure books,

has died at 78.

We want to pay tribute to Mr Montgomery by creating a kind of a choose your own adventure

podcast. I don't know if this will work or not. Probably won't but we're going to try it.

Okay if you want to hear an interview with the woman who does the voice of the moving sidewalks at airports go to 112.

If you want to enter a spooky cave, go to 39 seconds.

This is how to do everything. I'm Mike. And I'm Ian.

It's cold inside the cave.

There are two doors at the other end of the cavern.

One has a sign that says,

This door is a poor choice.

The other door says,

behind this door is five seconds of Michael McDonald Music.

If you want to open the Poor Choice store, go to 712.

If you want to open the Michael McDonald door, go to 306.

On today's show, we'll tell you how to win at Monopoly. But first, you know those announcements you hear in airports or on the subway,

there's always this voice telling you instructions. It always sort of sounds like it's the same person.

That's because it is.

Carolyn Hopkins is the voice in over 200 airports,

the MTA in New York City, the subway stations here in Chicago.

She's on the line with us now.

Carolyn, can we start by having you show us some of the things you say in these places?

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