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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

When Buffy gets accepted into Northwestern, #goodchoiceJoyce loses her damn mind, Giles is a proud zaddy, and the Scoobs are super impressed. However, Buffy realizes that moving away for school may not be the best idea considering her Hellmouth slayer responsibilities.

Determined to strike the first blow at the Mayor’s doorstep, Buffy and the Scoobs go rogue from Wesley Wyndam Price’s dumbass plan. They figure out a way to steal the Mayor’s thunder and embark on a mission that feels more action-packed superhero movie than Buffy episode.

Rewatch, listen, and laugh as we talk about our unwavering love for Oz, Faith’s complete lack of negotiation skills and Willow’s ultimate geniusness. Plus, Alaina reveals a secret talent she’s kept hidden from us all along!

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0:00.0	A. Prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:15.3	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:23.6	Wesley Wyndham Price nerds his way into the room trying to win a literal one-person pissing
0:28.8	contest, and Jiles is like, okay, get fucked.
0:31.4	First off, Demon Hype, great band name.
0:41.0	Her body is very much violently rejecting the pep at this rally right now.
0:45.8	This is the aspect of the demon I get, mind-reading, like this is the fuckin' tits.
0:50.9	And Jiles tells her, slow down bitch, 243 years and I'm the first person you ever loved,
0:55.9	fuck yeah.
0:56.9	And trust me, it's been 243 years and so many vaginas.
1:01.2	That is my quote of the week.
1:06.2	Imagine if your man was 243 years old, though, I don't know.
1:10.0	I feel like maybe we didn't give that enough time, though I don't think we did.
1:13.9	I often feel 243 years old.
1:16.7	I woke up this morning and I felt 243 years old.
1:20.9	Daily, and sometimes when you make like certain references, I'm like, yeah.
1:24.6	243 years old, that's what I am.
1:26.6	That's because you're a decade and a half older than me.
1:28.9	We didn't need to like really quantify that, but...
1:31.5	Welped from one dream.
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