Chocolate, Denver, One's Tit
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2024
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Sarah samples See’s Candies and isn’t impressed. Plus, she helps a woman through a surprisingly aggressive sexual experience, talks to someone in their bathtub, and ponders the sensitivity of nipples.
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| 0:47.0 | Lemonade Oh, Hey, hey ya fuck up! |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah, fuck up! |
| 1:07.0 | Hey! |
| 1:08.0 | Hey! |
| 1:09.0 | Hey! |
| 1:10.0 | Hey! It's your best friend Sarah Silverman coming to you from the Invisible Studios in Weho. |
| 1:15.0 | And on my lap, in my hands, here we go. |
| 1:20.0 | A fucking box of C's candies that Amy Zvee brought in. |
| 1:26.0 | Just to catch you up, I maintain, |
| 1:28.0 | C's is the worst of chocolate. |
| 1:31.5 | Amy maintains C's is the very best of chocolate. I'm more of a Cadbury girl, I'm a |
| 1:37.3 | lindor girl, I'm a straight up Hershey bar girl. Never been a C's girl. I always just remember it as very like |
| 1:47.6 | sugary tasting and not like more sugar taste than chocolate taste. But I'm opening it up. I love a chocolate |
| 1:57.4 | covered cherry so this is gonna be... So there's multiples. There's dark and one |
| 2:02.3 | milk for the cherries. they're the large round one what's |
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