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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Chloe Mafia entering CBB: "I've never seen anything look so disgustingly awful"

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2016

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:06.1

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

0:10.0

I forgot to mention, actually, with Nick Ferrari this morning,

0:12.3

is occasional LBC presenter and foreign affairs analyst.

0:14.8

Tim Marshall, who will be going through a pose,

0:17.1

who I go back years with, years with when he joined LBC back in, back in Goff Square. So we're

0:22.1

roughly sort of grown up together, as it were. C.J., when we were talking about Monti Darnie

0:26.7

says, I think he's been drinking Miracle Grow. It's overgrown his ego. I know. I mean,

0:30.8

what earth's the matter with him? Sort of decrying the good life. You know, we're all sort of, we loved it.

0:38.3

We loved it.

0:39.3

We absolutely loved it.

0:42.3

Oh, did I mention that Katie Hopkins is here tomorrow morning as well?

0:44.4

Did I mention the fact she's here?

0:48.9

So she's going to be here Saturday and Sunday from 10.

0:50.6

Welcome to the Mad House.

0:59.9

Here they all are, the tramps, the near-do wells, the bankrupts. Yes, they've all turned up for not-celebrity, Big Brother, just Big Brother, because there's only a couple of them are celebrities.

1:45.1

Web cams stripper and tacky old tart, Chloe Mafia, not a real name, of course. Jordie Shaw's Marnie Simpson, an Aubrey O'Day, turning up in sort of horrendous outfits. I mean, God knows, Chloe Mafia, I've never seen anything look so disgustingly awful, but I don't think she ever looked any different, poor soul. And Aubrey O'Day, looking for some lesbian action in the Big Brother House. It's sad, isn't it, really? I think it's so sad that we have a television program that that's the headline, you know, looking for some lesbian action, as opposed to, I'd like to show people that I've got intelligence. I think Samantha Fox said that her ex-girlfriend, who died of cancer, who was her agent, said, you know, show people just how witty you can be. I thought, why have we ever cared? I mean, mean, I don't understand why that would make any difference. All of a sudden, people go, well, we must book

1:48.5

Samantha Fox for something. Emma Willis, wearing a sort of a caped dress. It was a sort of a slightly

1:54.5

odd number. And, uh, they did a two hour live broadcast. They make it out to be something

1:59.4

really big, don't there? A two-hour live broadcast.

2:01.4

Hello, welcome to the World of Commercial Radio.

2:03.5

Geordy Shores, Marnie Simpson, strips naked for a photo shoot, ahead of her celebrity appearance.

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