I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painting, isn't it?

Hmm.

Like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

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All right, so today we're going to talk about Chinese ghost marriages,

an ancient and still-somewhat practice tradition,

where a man or woman destined to not die alone,

or as a way to preserve family lineage,

marries a ghost.

Or in some cases, they're corpse.

Till death do us part?

Oh no.

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