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Dinner’s on Me with Jesse Tyler Ferguson

CHELSEA HANDLER — on meeting a President while high and being scolded by Jane Fonda

Dinner’s on Me with Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Sony Music

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7753 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, author and TV host Chelsea Handler joins the show. Over a soft Parisian omelet, Chelsea tells me about some of the anecdotes from her latest book I’ll Have What She’s Having, such as getting in trouble for her behavior at Jane Fonda’s birthday, meeting George W. Bush while stoned, and taking parenting classes as a childfree person. This episode was recorded at The Butcher, The Baker, The Cappuccino Maker in West Hollywood, CA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The other day I was making lemonade with my sons, Beckett and Sully, and Beckett is a little bit of a perfectionist.

0:08.3

I'm not sure where he gets that from. It's me. It's definitely me. But he was getting really upset about the seeds falling into the juice and it was turning into a bit of high drama.

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1:00.1

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1:06.6

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1:11.7

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1:15.9

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1:26.0

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1:27.9

Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, it's Jesse. Today on the show, you know

1:36.7

her from her iconic show, Chelsea Lately, her slate of specials, and her new book, I'll have

1:42.6

what she's having. It's Chelsea Handler.

1:45.2

Jane Fondipald, yeah, she summoned me to her house to basically give me a talking to

1:49.6

about my behavior at her birthday party. This is Dinner's On Me, and I'm your host, Jesse Tyler

1:55.3

Ferguson.

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