Cheetah Allen and The Kiss of Death

How To Do Everything

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🗓️ 25 March 2015

⏱️ 20 minutes

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How to become Cheetah Boy, and a warning about lipstick.

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0:00.0	Hey, how are you?
0:02.8	Nice.
0:03.6	Yeah, all right.
0:04.8	We'll take that.
0:05.6	Well, I think first of all, do you do you two both want to introduce yourselves
0:09.7	for us?
0:10.5	Sure.
0:11.3	I'm Jennifer Arbiter.
0:13.0	Alan Arbiter.
0:14.0	And Alan, how old are you?
0:16.0	Seven.
0:18.0	Okay. And what can we help you with?
0:20.0	Alan wants to know if he can have his DNA sliced with that of a cheetah at some point in his lifetime.
0:29.2	He knows it can't be done right now, but he would like to still be Alan but have some of the cooler features
0:36.5	of a cheetah such as the cute nose fierce claws a tail and of course, super speed.
0:44.0	He, oh and teeth, he wants the teeth too.
0:46.0	What do you think about the spots?
0:49.0	Would you want to have the spots of a cheetah?
0:51.0	Yes.
0:52.0	You didn't hesitate. You really want those spots. Yes. My husband is a veterinarian and every once in a while I will catch Alan playing in the cages like he's an animal.
1:03.3	Wow.
1:04.2	Yeah.
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