Cheersthanksbye
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
In the final episode of 2023, Jonny and Richard are together in a hotel room in Coventry to discuss Britain’s swollen waterways, misfire versus leak, why the word ‘damp’ is never used in a positive way, Keith Moon’s transport shenanigans, Senna and Tamiya, top-of-the-range cars with smaller engines, Merc slogans, starting engines with shotgun cartridges, feeling the similarities between old and new cars from the same maker, Defender bums, engines that are taller than the car they’re in, a Carperv fleet round-up, love for the Alfa Giulia, friends with Capris, and very fluttery singers. Also, we sell hats now. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with Smith and Sniff this year. See you in 2024 for more of whatever this is.
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
| 0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith and |
| 0:25.7 | Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things in a |
| 0:30.0 | hotel room. With all the glamour of a nearby stream. |
| 0:40.0 | It's a swollen stream. |
| 0:41.7 | It's a swollen stream and net curtains. |
| 0:43.5 | It's how we've had a rainy December and the waterways of Britain are pregnant with water. |
| 0:55.0 | Swollen waterways of the united. Bulbus. |
| 0:57.0 | Balbus with water they are, the lakes and rivers of Great Britain. |
| 1:00.0 | I tell you what, the floor mats of bulbous with bloody water in half my cars |
| 1:04.1 | I've mended one leaking Honda the other one still allows did you end up using that |
| 1:09.6 | Captain Tolly's crack creepy thing yeah it were Captain Tolly's creeping crack Creepy thing? Yeah, it were. |
| 1:13.0 | Captain Tullies Crepe and Crack Cure. |
| 1:15.0 | Is that what it's called? |
| 1:16.0 | Yes. I thought I was wondering if I forgot about it. |
| 1:18.0 | And it worked. |
| 1:19.0 | The element had a combination. |
| 1:21.0 | If you don't know what I'm talking about I've had I've had leaking |
| 1:23.4 | Honda issues is on a previous podcast but I can't remember where yeah I just |
| 1:28.6 | coincided with the annoyance that two both Honda's were letting in water and I fucking hate cars that leak. |
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