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Hello and welcome to The Guardian Football Weekly, 801 career goals for the ninth best

player in the world. But can we get the report without asking about his impact for Manchester

United, an enjoyable game to haze staying down, carrex off and the balls are flat. Meanwhile,

Everton fans are emailing us and asking what is the point has formed very much stays in the

window in the Murzy side derby. There's Benardo Silver's volley and booze for Grelish while

Chelsea Sneak and Unders have win at Watford to keep the three-way title race trucking along.

It's tight below them, a second win for Spurs under Conte, a low-quality Mo Pie overhead kick

means West Ham drop points while at the bottom, Newcastle and Norwich share some spoils.

Also, haven't we all enjoyed Alema Coise? Should Messi have won the ball on door?

Is it good for England's women's to score 20? There's bad maths, Steve Clarwich fever dreams,

the quest to listen to every single episode of this, your questions, and that's today's

brackets Friday's Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today, Barry Glenn Denning, welcome.

Hello Max, how are you?

Very good, thank you. Ed Arons, hello.

Hi Max, how are you?

Very good. Hello John Bruin.

Hello Max.

And we should save for the tape.

Barry Glenn Denning is in a suit and tie.

Or just a certain tie, which is significantly smarter than you were at the Football Supporters Association.

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