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Please hold collar. Morning boys. Morning. Morning. Morning gym.

That was just a bit of all-cricut commentary.

Oh, big news this week. I've spent this week. I've watched three hours of the mother to race a documentary on Sky Documentaries.

It was a bit of a cracking stuff. Oh. A cracking stuff. Is that romantic night in?

I had three. It was too romantic night in my part.

At the end, after we'd watched the last one, I went to make a cup of tea and I was around the corner in the kitchen.

I sent a cat. I feel that. I honestly feel like that documentary has had quite a big influence on me.

I said, right, I honestly do. So what kind of an influence? Meanwhile, I'd gone through the tea towel drawer,

I found this white tea towel with a blue dream. I then got water around the corner.

And it's still doing projects in relationship after 21 years. I think that's a very good sign.

Yeah, but when you're saying that, it's not just confined to your relationship.

You're quite addicted to projects. I went round to your house and I could sense that you were...

There was some preparation going on and he was sitting there out with a yellow wig on his head.

Yes. I loved that he'd got the effort. I could totally go on to quite a lot of effort to arrange himself.

Well, I could. I just heard Emily arrive and I knew she's coming out of the stairs.

I started looking around for a revealed gag. And happily there was a terrible nylon yellow wig that I once hid in the bed to surprise my part

No, I thought she'd think it was an animal or something. And she never mentioned it.

Never mentioned it. And eventually I couldn't... I couldn't call after about two hours. I thought I can't stand it.

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