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Charles Manson Shark Tank

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2016

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Davis, Spencer Crittenden and Ptolemy Slocum. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

For Hollywood, California, it is my pleasure and duty to announce at Heart and Town as once again in session.

0:15.0

Spencer Critton, into the stage.

0:20.0

Spencer.

0:23.0

How's it going, buddy?

0:27.0

I'm bad.

0:31.0

Alright, well let's bring out the mayor of Heart and Town.

0:36.0

Shall we Mr. Dan Herman?

0:41.0

Thank you very much.

0:47.0

So you came here from LAX?

0:52.0

I came just from LAX.

0:54.0

But where were you?

0:56.0

I was in Las Vegas.

0:58.0

What was going down in Las Vegas?

1:00.0

Chris McKenna's birthday.

1:02.0

I'm an awful gambler, which is good because I never will develop a problem.

1:07.0

I'm so bad at it that it's never fun.

1:12.0

I just do that thing that you know, you, you, oh, I've lost three times in a row.

1:18.0

So I'll bet six times as much.

1:21.0

And I'll break even.

1:22.0

I just keep doing that until $1,000 goes, which is five minutes later.

1:26.0

And then I go get another $1,000, another ATM says you can't do that.

1:29.0

And I go, okay, I'm done gambling.

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