Chapter 9: Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish, and Short

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Don't you hate it when you throw a party at the end of the last great Ice Age and your friend just HAS to be the center of attention? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Life's Railway to Heaven - Smith's Sacred Singers Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/midnight-burger/id1537653218 How about some merch? https://www.midnightburgermerch.com Sign up for our newsletter: https://substack.com/@themidnightburgerletter For our social media and everything else: https://linktr.ee/midnightburger For more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Got the tickets, sir, hey?
0:02.0	Now, what movie are we watch?
0:03.0	Ooh, an adventure.
0:05.0	Oh, where are we?
0:08.0	Ooh, it's a tomb!
0:09.0	Okay, stay close to me and whatever you do, don't set off any...
0:12.0	Ooh, booby traps.
0:14.4	Uh oh!
0:15.4	Ah ha ha!
0:16.4	Whoa, sir, run!
0:18.4	Merecutt I didn't get two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday when you switch
0:22.2	your car or home insurers,
0:23.6	so compare the market.
0:25.1	With a qualifying product, one membership per year participating cinemas, two standard tickets
0:28.3	only cheaper, free, T's and sees apply. The So tell me honestly. What do you think of my cooking? I don't know. I mean how honest do we want to get here?
1:03.0	Oh, come on.
1:04.0	I'm kidding. I think you're a great cook.
1:07.0	Thank you.
1:08.0	For an engineer.
1:09.0	God damn it.
1:10.0	I don't understand. You're an engineer. why have you been wandering around the universe working as a cook it's the curse of being an earthling
1:18.2	What do you mean? I think I mentioned this before to most spacefaring civilizations Earth is kind of...
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