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Midnight Burger

Chapter 5: The Ad Man Cometh

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Oh no, this time the diner has found itself in a dystopian Earth where the ads are LITERALLY stuck in your head. That's right, it's the worst dystopia of all. No mohawks, no zombies, no improvised weaponry... just more ads. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Benjamin Burdick as Officer Valvoline Jessica Morris as Mary Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Insufficient Sweetie - Ukulele Ike Sweeter as the Years Go By - Criterion Quartette Brighten the Corner Where You Are - Homer Rodeheaver The Harbor Bell - Charles Harrison Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/midnight-burger/id1537653218 How about some merch? https://www.midnightburgermerch.com Sign up for our newsletter: https://substack.com/@themidnightburgerletter For our social media and everything else: https://linktr.ee/midnightburger For more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Got the tickets, sir, hey?

0:02.0

Now, what movie are we watch?

0:03.0

Ooh, an adventure.

0:05.0

Oh, where are we?

0:08.0

Ooh, it's a tomb!

0:09.0

Okay, stay close to me and whatever you do, don't set off any...

0:12.0

Ooh, booby traps.

0:14.4

Uh oh!

0:15.4

Ah ha ha!

0:16.4

Whoa, sir, run!

0:18.4

Merecutt I didn't get two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday when you switch

0:22.2

your car or home insurers

0:23.6

so compare the market.

0:25.1

With a qualifying product, one membership per year participating cinemas, two standard tickets

0:28.3

only, cheaper, free, T's and C's apply.

0:30.1

Hey Zebulon, could we get some, you know, explaining what the hell is going on music?

0:34.6

Previously on midnight burger, Gloria got a job.

0:38.1

I'm here for the job interview.

0:40.9

The what?

0:41.6

At a lonely diner outside of Phoenix called, uh, this is midnight burger.

0:46.7

I'm Casper. I'm Ava. That's my booth over there.

0:50.4

You're regular here?

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