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Midnight Burger

Chapter 25: Your Mom.

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

“There is an inanimate object which has a capacity to exasperate which no human being will ever attain: a piano.” ― Marcel Proust Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Christine Nelson as Billie Amber Dekkers as Maggie Caroline Vuchetich as Milly Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer You Gotta See Mama Every Night (Or You Can't See Mama at All) by Billy Rose and Con Conrad Solveig's Song by Edvard Grieg Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/midnight-burger/id1537653218 How about some merch? https://www.midnightburgermerch.com Sign up for our newsletter: https://substack.com/@themidnightburgerletter For our social media and everything else: https://linktr.ee/midnightburger For more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:13.0

Just go to Patreon.com slash midnight burger or subscribe on Apple Podcasts.

0:18.0

Previously on midnight burger, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cosmos,

0:22.0

it's... Fucking Clementine. Clementine oh great what she do now she's doing this yes what though what is she

0:27.5

do oh Jesus Christ I mean seriously how that could

0:30.4

Clementine has taken two universes and crammed them together.

0:36.0

Okay that sounds pretty bad. As you know, that is only acceptable if one universe is called

0:40.6

Taco Bell and the other universe called Pizza Hut.

0:43.0

This is what I'm trying to tell you.

0:45.0

What are you trying to tell me exactly?

0:46.0

She's breaking things.

0:48.0

Breaking them in a good way, like record-breaking?

0:49.0

She's unraveling everything.

0:52.0

Okay, well that's bad.

0:54.0

What are we going to do about it?

0:55.0

We need to stop this woman.

0:57.0

I know.

0:58.0

Now we're talking it's time to hunt the most dangerous game.

1:01.0

Strange Space Ladies. Let's start the shift. Hey, hey, hey.

1:17.0

Hey. You want me to do that?

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