Hello, and thank you so much for joining us once again.

It is The Nightly Pleasures podcast.

I'm your host and the author of The Peace you're about to hear today at the Great Night.

You can call me Daddy.

I usually give people an out after that one, because it makes people uncomfortable, but screw it.

Because this week, I am daddy.

I feel so languid.

I feel so loose.

I feel like my shoulders have come down to a level that I didn't know they could come down to.

Because I have been engaged in this hardcore BDSM

session for about two weeks now as of recording this. And like, you know, my sempai has been spanking

me really, really hard, but he tells me that I'm a good boy after every single attempt.

I am, of course, talking about Elton Ring.

Japanese... Japanese Daddy knows how to make a game real, real hard.

And I mean, not only has the game been fun and interesting, and I've really enjoyed it,

and actually hasn't been as bad as previous entries, like they said. But the one thing I want to say going into this game that I didn't

think I was going to be able to get to play and it runs well, it's beautiful, it's really enjoyable,

and all the rest. I really quite like a review site called Rock Paper Shotgun. I just enjoy them. I always have. They keep changing

staff members. They keep changing layouts. And I keep sticking with them because I like how

they talk about video games overall. And those assholes lied to me. They said this game would be

about 30 hours long. They said it could be longer, but it'd be

about 30 hours long. Ladies, I'm not exaggerating when I'm saying, I'm already 50 hours into

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