Hello, and thank you for joining us once again. It is the Nightly Pleasures podcast, episode number 10 of week 2020. How are you all doing?

I have been on the lookout for a fun news story for a while. I wanted to give it to you, and I finally think I found it.

It's just about the cutest story I've discovered in a while.

Champagne was recalled for being tainted.

What? Jack, that's not fun.

I know, I know, but hear me out.

The champagne was recalled because it was tainted with ecstasy.

Yes, that's right, ecstasy.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. with ecstasy. Yes, that's right, ecstasy.

Now I am not a mimosa drinker, but I will play the odds. If they start putting ecstasy in all of the champagne, then by God I'll start drinking all the champagne.

I mean, could you imagine if you gave that to someone

who didn't drink or did ecstasy? And like, you just poured it. And she's like, wow, it's really

going straight to my head. Yeah, yeah, it actually is for once. The bubbles would be all fizzy,

and then you'd enjoy the bubbles in your mouth, then you'd enjoy other things in your mouth.

What can I say besides I think it might just be a pretty good time?

So, all of you non-drinkers out there, get started by that champagne. Let's make it a repeat.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Buy that champagne. Let's make it a repeat.

How's everybody doing? I hope you're well. I hope everything's well. I talked too much last week about a video game. I'm sorry in the introduction. Some of you thought it was cute. Some of you very much did not. Everybody who says it was nice that I got to do something nice for myself, though, thank you. It really does mean a lot. Doing my best, dipping in and out and all the rest. Speaking of which, I have a story. That sounded so much more unexpected than I meant for it to be.

Speaking of which, we have yet another story.

Don't you want to know what it is?

I do too.

You know, the best way to find out is just to keep on listening right after this.

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