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Midnight Burger

Chapter 20: Do Not Go Quietly Unto Your Grave

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Season 2 Finale! Departures, arrivals, goodbyes, hellos, fights, realizations, idiocy, tacos... Funerals, am I right? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Jessica Morris as BertBert Camille Smicker as The Ex Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Benjamin Burdick as Ted Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Master Mason Degree Dirge I'm Going Way Back Home - Avon Comedy Four The Strolling Yodeler - Matt Keefe O Mio Bambino Caro - Frances Alda Missouri Hoedown - The California Haylofters Support the show by Subscribing! Subscribe on Patreon (The one with the bells and whistles): https://www.patreon.com/midnightburger Subscribe with Supporting Cast (The simple one): https://midnightburger.supportingcast.fm/ Subscribe on Apple Podcasts (The Apple one): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/midnight-burger/id1537653218 How about some merch? https://www.midnightburgermerch.com Sign up for our newsletter: https://substack.com/@themidnightburgerletter For our social media and everything else: https://linktr.ee/midnightburger For more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Previously on Midnight Burger, surrounded by assholes.

0:07.0

Welcome to the party, Nancy Sinatra.

0:10.0

All the fish are just jumping into my boat now, aren't they?

0:13.0

Hey, Lafe, look at all the cannons I'm firing right now.

0:19.0

Everybody takes turns trying to save the day.

0:21.0

First up, Leaf with a pawn sacrifice.

0:24.0

But if you can get us out of this jam, I will come back and work for you.

0:27.0

Whoa?

0:28.0

You most certainly will not.

0:30.0

Leif, what the buck? Coming out of nowhere is Casper with institutional malaise.

0:34.1

Winning sucks.

0:35.8

It really does.

0:37.2

This restaurant is terrible.

0:40.0

Zero stars for sure.

0:41.4

And then Shell goes straight up Socrates and just poisons a motherfucker.

0:45.1

And what makes you think that I'm going?

0:47.6

Because I just poisoned you.

0:48.9

All of them fail.

0:51.0

Except for one.

0:52.0

I am Lafe.

0:54.0

I live forever in every moment I've existed.

1:00.0

I swear to every star in the Cosmos. I never forgot it was a gift. Not for one second. Second.

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