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Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of Casual Chaos.

This is a continuation of Monday's episode with my Zio Joe and Zia Melissa, and they are here for some chaotic questions.

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Who is the stricter parent?

Me. This one. I figured. Here. But who's a stricter parent with Antonia? Me. Really? He's so easy. You talk such a big game. Yeah, he talks so much. I was stricter when she was younger. Now, right?

I'm stricter.

Now, she's, yeah. She's so mean. I'm nice to my kids. So mean, you said, my kids are who they are because of me. Pull shit. You have to know how to raise them. I believe in being strict. They're so organized. Honestly, Ziam Lessa and I talked about this a lot when like mom was getting soft.

Like I would be like, you need to tell her that she needs to, like, do exactly what she did to me and continue this. I know. Like, yes. Let me tell you what kids have to have fear. If they have fear in you, they're going to listen. Yeah. If they have no fear, you could be as strict as you want. She's strict? They don't know. They're not scared of me though. They're not scared. I, I bite when I have to bite. You know, I lick. I lick. I lick. I lick. I like a dog. Do you see why we can't. I'm nice. This is why we can't extend the answers. And when a dog gets happy, he licks you, he licks you, he licks you. But when he bites you, he bites you, he bites you.

That's what the kids are afraid of when I bite. Yeah, there's scared when you chase them. You love that analogy. You get that analogy? Yes. When something crazy or bad happens, who is the one that remains the most calm? Yeah.

Yeah, this one's flying off the, oh, God. On nothing, that can might fall down. She's like, oh, get the man. Don't drive with her. You want to drive with her in the car? Oh, my God. Oh, he's the worst driver I've ever. I cannot. She's the worst. I'm, thank God he's alive. one day I'm gonna get a call because she's had the major accidents not me knock on wood

you have you ever seen what your truck looks like yeah

well that's work it's called work just little things it's from the plywood yeah

describe your first date oh that's so easy. He fell asleep. What? She was born? Oh, well, no, that was our second date. Okay, well, I want to hear the sleep. The first date, he lied to me. What? Yes. No. Yes, you did. That was a lie. Go ahead. Say what I did. He invited me to his house.

He lived alone, like in a bachelor pad in Franken Lakes, and he was like, I want to have

you over, I don't want to take you to dinner because I know everybody probably takes

you out.

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