Chandelier Showers, Fruit Roll Ups + Chlamydia Love

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Happy freakin' Tuesday, ya filthy stoners! On today's episode, Jaime and Emily talk chlamydia love, fruit roll up scandals, what it truly means to be a patriot, and the cringiest shit we ever did for men. Find 2G1B on social media: https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpod Find Jaime + Emily on socials: https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/ https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/ https://instagram.com/loudemily https://hoo.be/loudemily As always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a g...

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0:00.0	You had to replace your right hand with a kitchen tool, what would it be? Edward Scissors hand. Yeah. You'd have a scissor? No, if I would get one of those things that I would use. Oh, a tongue. Because then it's still like you have a hand. Oh. It's just a small one. But I'd be good. I would put a me, a mallet.
0:21.3	Yeah.
0:24.1	You could just hit people with your mallet.
0:26.1	Oh, I fucking back smash him.
0:27.7	Here to Tuesday, man.
0:31.6	Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?
0:34.2	Oh, you know exactly what I need.
0:39.8	Welcome back to two girls, one blunt. Welcome back to two girls one blunt.
0:42.4	Welcome back, you filthy fucking stonas.
0:44.8	How are we doing today, guys?
0:46.1	Are we doing okay?
0:49.0	I wish we could hear them talk back to us.
0:50.9	Wait, we should do a calling.
0:52.9	Oh, who?
1:11.3	Like, we put a number out. We should, no, we should. We put a number out and we see who fucking calls us. Guys, I'm trying to practice my Boston accent so I can be in a movie about Boston. I don't have a movie yet, but that's just a goal. So I feel like I have to get better, you know? You sound like you're from Staten Island.
1:12.7	Better?
1:14.5	How would you say better?
1:15.7	I don't know.
1:16.6	It's better.
1:18.3	It's butter.
1:19.4	Oh, butter.
1:20.4	Better.
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