Champions Leagues Review: PSG v Manchester City, Real Madrid v Chelsea, and look at Tuesday's CCL games
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🗓️ 29 April 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Joe, Ryan and Taylor have assembled to indirectly discuss the filmography of Christopher Nolan... but also to break down this week's Champions Leagues games!
1) PSG v Manchester City: why was one half so good for PSG and the other was, erm, the opposite?
2) Real Madrid v Chelsea: what was Tuchel's tactical approach and how did Real Madrid calm things down after a rough opening segment?
3) Atlanta v Philadelphia: how do you earn a resounding victory over a team that seems to define the term "mercurial?" Jim Curtin has answers
4) Toronto v Cruz Azul: Our Floridian Canadians have a lot of work to do!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Total Soccer Show. |
| 0:22.3 | My name is Ryan Bailey. |
| 0:24.0 | And on this episode, we're looking at the first round of Champions League |
| 0:27.2 | semifinals and a few Conquercaf Champions League games |
| 0:30.5 | and the quarterfinal stage to boot. |
| 0:32.3 | Joining me to do so is a man who's so nice and so lovely |
| 0:35.4 | he would always allow Rehb Maras to take a free kick if he asked nicely. |
| 0:39.3 | Taylor Rockwell! |
| 0:40.6 | Yeah, I mean, if he asked nicely, that's what you have to do. It's what chivalry requires? Yeah, but I mean, what if you were the better free kick-taker? What if you were Kevin DeBroneroyna? Oh, in that case, never mind. Chivalry is dead. Okay, I retract my previous introduction in that case. |
| 0:38.2 | Well, joining the formerly chivaless Taylor and I is a man who Okay, I retract my previous introduction in that case. |
| 0:55.2 | Well, joining the formerly civilist Taylor and I is a man who is to American soccer, |
| 0:59.7 | what Christian Politic is, to American soccer, a runaway success. |
| 1:03.4 | Joe Lowry! |
| 1:04.7 | That is the highest compliment. |
| 1:06.8 | I would have had significantly less success scoring the goal that he did the other day, |
| 1:12.5 | but I'm going to take that, Ryan. Thank you. |
| 1:27.9 | Well, he was given an awful lot of time on the ball, so maybe you'd had a better chance than you thought. So maybe we can get on to that little later, Joe. Maybe. I don't think you've seen me play soccer, have you, Ryan? I haven't. I'd like to. Do you play regularly? not as often as I'd like to, especially not now. |
| 1:24.7 | But even when I do play regularly, the touch leaves something to be desired. We'll just put it that way. He's hustling you, Ryan. He's hustling you. I've played with Joe. Joe is one of those like, oh, I'm not that good. But then is quietly competent and then quickly like, wait, where did that come from? How did he score that thing? Joe's got some skills. |
| 1:25.5 | Joe's got some tricks. That's the biggest. |
| 1:25.9 | That is the biggest compliment I have ever received. competent and then quickly like, wait, where did that come from? How did he score that? Joe's got some skills. |
| 1:44.6 | Joe's got some tricks. |
| 1:45.1 | That is the biggest compliment I have ever received. |
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