Welcome to the Total Soccer Show. On today's episode, we'll be looking back on the latest

tranche of Champions League games, where Liverpool's place in the final eight was in danger

for about 30 seconds, whereby Munich ran up a very German scoreline against their Austrian neighbours, where

PSG were cruising like a supercar until a big bends cut them up and ran them off the road.

And if a sporting Lisbon tree falls in the Man City woods and no one's there, does it make a

goalless sound?

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today is a man who celebrates all of Karim Benzmer's goals by raising a white lawn chair above his head. Hello, Taylor Rockwell.

You got to. It's the only way to celebrate when you're that emotionally caught up. Man, that was a good game. That was real fun. I enjoyed that immensely. I enjoyed yesterday's show somewhat. I feel like you all took the opportunity for me not to be there to just talk about things that you knew would have made me annoyed had I have been there. So, okay, we've been on air like 20 seconds. You're already into it. Go on. What do you want to say? I mean, Doors versus Wheels comes up. I feel I feel should grin not to have been there for that. But then, Joe's trading Eunice Musa. Graham is trading Wea and Turner and

Adams, which made me curse at him from my home. You all talk about Harry McGuire as captain, which

was depressing. You talked about someone dating Alex Ferguson, which is an amazing story. And we get

into Ryan's first ever on camera work, which I agree we all need to see as does Twitter. It just feels

like, it just feels like a lot of stuff was said said and I'm not quite sure how to feel about it, especially Graham trying to trade

Tyler Adams. Unacceptable, Graham Yule. I was trying to trade him for Dusan Vlaavich. He's good. He's

very good. Fine. Taylor, are you suggesting that we say the good stuff when you're not here? Is that what you mean? I feel like you kept your powder dry until I wasn't here. Then you all got your takes that would make Taylor angry out of the way really fast. That's exactly what we did. I also like how you said we talked about Doors versus Wheels. Until Ryan brought that up yesterday. I didn't realize people were

talking about that. You say that as if that's been on the agenda for a number of weeks and we waited

until you were off to talk about that. I have been pitching Doors versus Wheels for three weeks now.

You know that. You all have been turning it down over and over again. I feel like it could be

a whole show. I don't. I just love how it immediately triggers

strong answers that like that everybody feels very, very like hard, like they are in that zone.

This is what I feel. This is how it's going to be. And I love that in every video I saw,

the palace players was the big one of players answering that one graham you followed the line of like

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