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Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...

Champions League Review! Bayern's fans steal the show at Old Trafford, PSV's USMNT contingent shines, the Group of Death settles, and much more

Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...

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Soccer, Sports, News, Sports News

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Ryan, Joe, and Gass dig into the final matchday of the Champions League group stage (ever!). We chat about the wonders of Group A, Americans showing out in Group B, a big mistake in Group C, a potential missed chance in Group D, history coming from Group E, a wild moment in Group F, domestic connections in Group G, and a surprise in Group H!

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The future is open. Welcome to the Total Soccero! and our final Champions League group stage review of the season.

1:00.0

And kind of our final one ever.

1:02.0

Changes are coming.

1:03.5

Yeah.

1:04.1

There was disappointment for Man United and Newcastle joy for every single Europa League team as long-stop-severe qualifying for it.

1:11.7

There were goals and assists for Americans.

1:13.8

Shock wins, but ultimately meaningless wins for Antwerp and Celtic and much, much more.

1:19.8

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today to discuss the action from Europe's top table,

1:24.2

our man from Arizona's top table, Joe Lowry.

1:27.8

Hello. I made it to the top table. Let's go.'s top table, Joe Lowry, hello.

1:33.3

I made it to the top table. Let's go. I didn't know this. It happened. I'm honored to beat out tumbleweed and dirt for the top of the table spot. Ryan, it is an incredible observation

1:39.0

on your part to point out Sevia's miss of the Europa League, that is a major, major victory for every other

1:46.6

Europa League team. As you said, that is well played, sir. Thursday nights will never be the same

1:51.4

again, Joe. That's all I got to say. Yeah, Arizona's top table, I guess it's you. Is Guy Fierry from

1:57.5

Arizona? It feels like he is. I don't think so, but I would love to take Guy Fiery into our Arizona table, and I would happily hand him top spot. Nothing would make me happier. Wonderful stuff. I'll tell you what would make me happier. Joining us right now, a man from New York's top table, David Garland, hello, David. There's zero chance that's true.

2:20.9

Yeah, there's a significantly more competitive bunch there. This is a bit like, you know, Copenhagen versus man you where I may be swimming in a deeper

2:27.7

pool.

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