Champions League draw, player nicknames, Bolton and Bury explained, soccer's Andrew Luck, and what if Jesse Marsch ran the USMNT?

Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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We've got a HUGE show for you. Seriously, it's an hour and 40 minutes long. We open by pondering Eric Cantona's Champions League speech, then giving some very quick, reactions to the UEFA Champions League draw. Then we get into some listen questions. Here are your timestamps: 17:03 — What are our favorite soccer player nicknames? What are some of the worst? 25:28 — Today's show is sponsored by Manscaped. Use code TSS for 20% off and free shipping at http://manscaped.com 28:43 — Which three players would we drop from Berhalter's 26-man USMNT roster? 34:09 — What has happened at Bolton Wanderers and Bury FC? 56:47 — Today's show is sponsored by Weals. Go to http://feals.com/TSS to get 50% off a membership 58:40 — What's the soccer equivalent of a player retiring early like Andrew Luck? 1:06:10 — If Jesse Marsch had been named USMNT head coach instead of Gregg Berhalter, how different would the starting XI be? 1:13:10 — Today's show is sponsored by AwayDays! Go to http://awaydaysfootball.com and use code TSS for 15% off. 1:17:00 — Which formerly great club team would you like to see be great again? 1:25:35 — Why aren't soccer fans as obsessed with statistics as other sports fans? Got a question? Please send to http://totalsoccershow.com/questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Total Sucker show. My name is Darryl Grove and I'm joined by
0:22.3	the man who wrote Eric Cantanars Champions League raw speech. His name is Taylor Rockwell.
0:28.0	Hello. I was better than I thought it was going to be. I thought it was just going to be more so just
0:31.4	at Manchester United's expense. I can't claim credit for anything Eric Cantanars says. I'm also not sure
0:37.1	Eric Cantanars can claim credit for anything Eric Cantanars says. I would say he's not wrong.
0:41.1	No. Did you see his speech was like science is advancing and eventually like you know human health
0:46.1	will last a long time. Yeah. But there are still wars and we'll end up killing each other. Yeah.
0:49.6	Yeah. Eric Cantanars is not wrong. He just says it too dramatically. You mean warrior poet Eric Cantanars?
0:54.8	Yes. That is who he is. Yeah. I mean it's the same thing. It's like he's like. He's a cool
0:58.4	shot. Yeah. He's fashion. He's an actor. He's Hollywood but French and also a soccer player. I mean
1:04.1	like the Seagulls follow the troller thing. Like it makes sense if you understand it from the
1:07.6	perspective he was saying it. Yeah. But it's such a weird situation after some weird stories. Exactly. Yeah.
1:11.7	And so it's because they expect something great to happen. Yeah. So I feel like you know what you're
1:15.9	getting with Eric Cantanars. You can't be too surprised. If you're going to put him in a public
1:18.7	form with a mic in front of him. Yeah. You're going to get some stamps. You wife a book to him. Yeah.
1:22.0	You wife a definitely book to him. All right. So today's show. How much would you pay to sit in
1:26.6	on Eric Cantanars interviewing Zlatan Abrahamovich? I don't know. Zero dollars. I'd rather listen
1:34.2	to Cantanars speak on his own. That's fair. I appreciate your consideration. I didn't really do.
1:39.0	Today's show we have all kinds of listener questions about Nicknames and the USman's national team
1:44.9	and Bolton, One Dress and Barry Football Club and all that. But first and all that. And all that.
1:50.6	But first the Champions League draw after Cantanars speech. The draw did happen. It is.
1:56.4	It was like the second event. We're going to quickly run through it. So that we can get to
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