Chad's Boring Phone

Middle of Somewhere w/ Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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This week, Cy has thoughts on the State Fair and Chad's neighbors do not understand proper dock etiquette. This episode is brought to you by ⁠BetterHelp⁠! --- Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Chad Daniels (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@ThatChadDaniels⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@CyAmundson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.
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0:30.2	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:32.7	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:35.8	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
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0:58.0	The future is open. Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels, and you have landed in the middle of somewhere.
1:17.8	Hello, how are you? Thank you for coming back. It's the end of summertime. I know that because my neighbors
1:23.3	pulled their dock out, and I don't think that's cool. That's a real mind screw to everybody around them. But it doesn't matter. Across for me as always is Cyrus Amundsen. You don't pull your
1:32.6	dock out in August, you asshole. You wait till October when your neighbors are like, why isn't this guy
1:38.7	pulling his dock out? Wait. They have a mantra over there that we're the last one's in and the first one's out.
1:47.7	And I always want to go, I don't think you should brag about that.
1:50.7	Now, these neighbors are awesome, but they take their doc.
1:53.9	Normally they take it out Labor Day weekend, but they're not going to be here.
1:58.3	They have something else going on.
1:59.5	So they're taking it out a week early.
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