Catspiracy
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2023
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
We still haven’t given up on the attempt to create our own conspiracy theory. Today, Luke reveals he’s been studying old conspiracies for inspiration.
Once we hear about that, Luke then tells us about how his cat jumped out of a 15-foot window and Pete tells us about the latest food purchase that has upset his stomach.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luka Patriot. It's the Luka Patriot. It is Monday the 26th of June. My name is Pete |
| 0:15.8 | Goldson. I'm joining Mr Luka Miller and last Thursday, last show, on Thursday, we mentioned |
| 0:22.5 | that producer Rory was heading to Glassenbury. We are recording this show pre-glassenly |
| 0:27.3 | for Little Rory, so I would like to, as suggested by Luke, make this edit super impossible |
| 0:34.3 | to upload, really. Let's all do some libals. Let's all do some libals. Let's do some stuff |
| 0:40.5 | that, so we're recording this on the day where that, I mean, it literally looks like a fucking |
| 0:45.8 | canister has gone down to see the Titanic and it's gone missing, nobody can see it, nobody |
| 0:51.2 | can find it. I'm just going to do that, Pete. What time is it comes out, so what would |
| 0:54.2 | that happen? Well, that's what I mean. We'll record two, maybe three. If I was joking |
| 0:58.8 | about making it half a row, you were actually making it half a row. All right, okay. It was |
| 1:02.8 | fine. You could cut that in, Rory. I'm sorry to hear what happened. All the middle ground |
| 1:09.2 | is, capture comes up, capture comes up, and it's, and it's, and it's problems, right? |
| 1:14.8 | Okay, they're the, they're the three things. People are very, I would say that like when |
| 1:18.8 | things like this happen, when rich people do stuff, people are very unkind about, about |
| 1:24.3 | about people, and I think we should move on from that, to be honest. Yeah, and I, there's |
| 1:29.3 | nothing kinder than speculation asking people to edit in the potential, the potential outcomes |
| 1:34.5 | of their loved ones that are available. Correct. I mean, they're not going to be listening |
| 1:38.1 | to this, if they've got any money about them. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how |
| 1:41.7 | you're seen in public. Okay. All right. Well, fine. Well, it was a big story, and the |
| 1:46.5 | day we were recording, or we'll start the show, you want to start the show. I want to |
| 1:49.3 | talk about the people in the kind of stuff. Carry on. I'm not calling them that. I'm not |
| 1:58.7 | calling them that. Just some mariners, some mariners, yeah, about as soon as it gets gone. |
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