It's the Catholic Guys Show, starring Lino Ruelly.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes Greek philosopher Socrates,

actor Dabney Coleman,

and the Narcissist wrestler Lex Luger,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, the only state to call it

duck, duck, gray duck, instead of duck, duck, goose.

Here's your host, Lino Ruling.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show.

If you don't mind, folks, I would like to start the show with a story and by quoting the Pope.

I hope that's okay with you.

If it's not, of course, you can always change the channel, or if you're listening on

the Sirius XM app, you can throw your phone in a bathtub or whatever you want to do to

stop listening to it.

I guess you could push pause as well.

I don't know.

Quoting the Pope doesn't sound very Catholic.

I don't know if we're going to be able to do that on this show.

We're going to find out how much hate mail we get because...

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