It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Rooley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes.

Singer Fred Durst, actress Sienna Miller,

and Father in bulk, John Gosselin,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from the Pope Infested City of Rome, Italy,

here's your host, Lino Rulay.

Hello, Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show.

Coming to you from Rome, Italy, the third day this week, the last day this week.

Tomorrow I head home after nearly four weeks in Europe.

After four weeks on the road, I head home tomorrow.

I want to talk about that, of course, but the Catholic

guy show isn't about me. It's never been about me, and it's not going to become about me.

Over the last many years, however, it has become about Tyler. So usually when I say the Catholic

guy show is not about me, what I mean to say is it's always about God.

It's always about Holy Mother Church.

However, the show over the years, and I would complain about it, but who's listening?

Oh, actually, a lot of people are listening, and they tell, you tell me, that your favorite part of the show is Tyler.

Rude, insensitive to my needs,

...