I didn't tell you what up.

What's up, everybody?

This is Timothy Gordon and Parish Ruffins of Retrogrades.

We are doing a nighttime show.

What the heck?

I wanted to bring together different corners of the Catholic Internet.

And to do so, I brought myself, I guess I'm one corner,

and Anthony Abate from avoiding Babylon,

and Matthew Marsden, Matthew X Marsden, I'm going to assume your middle name is Xavier

for the purposes of this show, Matt, and Patrick C C C C. I'm just assuming that your

middle name begins with a C. So Matt Marsden, Pat Coffin, Anthony Abate, I thought that we could all get together and

dissect some blind spots in the Catholic cosmology, in our funny little world in the

21st century. So in this order, the definite pecking order. Anthony, hello.

Matt Marsden, good evening.

And Patrick Coffin, get out.

The Bible says the last will be first.

By the way, I feel like looking at the screen, I want to say, it's the story.

I'm a lovely lady.

Yeah, very good.

You passed the IQ test.

Yeah.

Or just watching crappy 70s television test, which is the Brady Bunch.

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