Catherine McCafferty Has Never Seen Die Hard

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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UPDATE: Please delete, refresh, and redownload if you hear an issue of overlapping audio during the intro. Catherine McCafferty has never seen "Die Hard" but she rewrote it! Enjoy her full take on what she only knew as "a Christmas movie." We kick things off with some talk about laughing at grief after Kyle accidentally texted a friend who's passed away. Kyle and Catherine are joined by Lindsay Adams! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
1:07.0	this is never seen it. Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen
1:16.2	hey everybody this has never seen it i'm your host kyle layers this is the podcast where
1:22.8	comedians rewrite famous movies and tv shows they've never seen before, and we read their script.
1:28.6	Today joining us brand new guest, Catherine McCafferty is here.
1:32.3	Catherine has never seen Die Hard, but she wrote what she's pretty sure.
1:35.4	It probably is, and we read her script.
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