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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Cat People vs Dog People

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.

0:30.4

People love to fight these days, and they say no one can get along about anything, including

0:34.6

what to listen to on the radio.

0:36.5

You've somehow stumbled to Kay Rock at the exact right time, And if you're new to the show, we are Klein-Ally's show. But more importantly, we have tickets for you on the floor this weekend at the Intuit Dome to watch a fight that will be live on Netflix. And Nade Diaz is back in the ring. A lot of great fighters will be there. Is that the undercards? There's a lot of good undercards as well. And then, of course, you've got this main event, which is Gina Carrano versus Ronda Rousey. I think Ronda Rousey is a favorite so far. I haven't looked at the odds yet, but I would imagine probably just from history alone. And we are going to, before we get

1:11.8

ready for the fight of the week, talk about some of the fights of our lifetime. And if you are a

1:15.6

dog person through and through, or if you are a cat person through and through, we'd love to hear

1:21.3

for you now on the phones of K Rock at 80052067. We will let you battle it out. We've got a few questions. We'll pit one dog person versus one cat person against each other. And whoever wins that fight will actually get to go to the fight and sit on the floor at the Intuit Dome. Which one of them will be a single woman? We'll have to find out. It's going to be the cat woman. But we'll pretend we don't know. And so we will get to this in just a moment. And then later this morning, we will battle out another one of the great fights of our lifetime. And there's so many, Al, you think about the drivers versus the bicyclists, always battling it out on the road. Vegans. The people that are always hot versus the people that are always cold. Oh my God, that is a...

2:01.1

I have real anger towards the people who are always hot.

2:04.4

Virgins versus sluts.

2:08.3

Vegetarians, carnivores.

2:09.3

They hate each other.

2:10.3

Morning people, night people, the stoners versus the straight edge.

2:14.6

I mean, there's so many battles that take place.

2:17.3

But we decided to kick things off with one that we can all get behind,

2:20.3

and that is Team Dog versus Team Cat.

2:22.2

I know your Team Dog.

2:23.2

You've always been a dog owner,

2:24.5

and I know you love that go for a walk in the middle of the evening

2:27.8

with your little dog walker joints and hang out with people at the park,

2:31.7

make small talk.

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